Today Shift C.
so had work from 1245.
bird was there since 10am.
then mel came down at 530.
cause we all had trng at 6-10pm.
with Audrey. This really really stern looking lady. with a very strict voice.
shes like the DM in a sch.
just that its raffles hotel.
reallly. bringing back sch days.
but she has a sense of humour tooo.
so we all met at this conference room looking thing at 6. with 10 plus other people.
they're all damnnnn fuuunnny.
we were told to move forward, and that everyone must fill the first row.
so we all shifted quietly, everyone silently fearing audrey.
then so i sat beside ppl i dont know, bird was 3 seats away from me.
mel was at the other side.
then after i sat down, the guys beside me figured they should move seats down to let me seat beside birdie or what im not sure.
so one guy got up, and shifted down then im like.
oh oh ok. so i sat at his place.
then another guy followed.
then i huh? oh oh okay.
and went with the flow. then everyon was just quietly watching.
then after that guy, another guy (which looked SUPER lost and confused)got up and like wanted to shift. then im like huh? nono dont need alr.
i was like already lost myself.
then audrey didnt know what was happening then she went.
" whats happening over there ah may i know? you guys seem to be like playing musical chairs."
THEN I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING.
BIRDIE ALSO.
the best part.
after everyone laughed, they stopped.
I COULD NOT.
i looked at birdie, she couldnt either.
then audery was starring quite hardly. so i forced myself so so so so hard to like try to stop.
& after that we were told to number ourselves 1-4.
so all the 1s,2s,3s and 4s have to sit tgr.
hence we wont be sitting in our own small grps.
then.
audrey said. " its fate that you guys can meet even right now, who knows you all might be good friends in the future. so. look to your left and right, know those people? no right, okay. go. now, go make friends."
then everyone looked ard and like. gave that. heh? reaction.
hahaha.
it was super funnny.
what a way to say right.
so birdie was sitting 3 seats after me.
then she went. " oh okay, -laughs. so whts your name?"
to that person beside her.
then i kept laughing.
so we all just talked and all that.
she went through raffles hotel standard.
and it was really coolll.
we leant more abt singapore sling.
this internationally known drink.
how it came abt.
and why isit so famous.
unknowingly everyone memorised whats in the drink already.
each person had to answer one time as audrey points to you.
scary and funny.
cause audrey was serious yet playing at the same time.
and when we couldnt rmb, we just said, we cant.
then she'll make some joke out of it.
cause each time she finished some impt slides she'll off the screen and point from each side to start testing.
it was like, adrenaline for everyone la.
then this malay guy. " eh start from me can not?"
then he started then audrey counted and say. " oh okay there are .. facilities i mentioned on the slide so you'll get to say two times since you so kay kiang"
haha act pro la he.
and she told us that rafffles hotel only had suites.
no rooms.
and other hotels charge maybe 700 plus or 800 for a room.
raffles charge 1200.
wtheck, without complimentary breakfast somemore.
and our guests are 80% business class flight takers if not, they have their private jet planes.
omgosh la didnt know all that.
our pool spa gym all 24hr.
we learnt a lot more abt the hotel.
and then there was this part abt grooming.
so audrey made all the male stand up, and she said those that are confident they look fine may sit.
only one left standing.
when its the females turn, only one sat.
hahaha.
then we had spot check on nails and everything.
and when she came to me and ask me so why am i standing.
im like, " oh cause i think my hair is messy and ive baby hair falling out from behind."
then she was like. " YES. your hair IS messy. youve got a lot of baby hair at the back ...etc" then everyone laughed.
hahahaha.
thankfully she was in some teasing chilled mode.
if not i'll frreak.
then she asked me to put gel at the sides if not more pins or smth.
then bird had to cut her back hair.
cus too long.
and some ppl had to dye their hair back to black or spray.
haha like SCHOOL right.
the trng thing ended at 905 ard there.
hahaha overall it was fun la.
everyone laughed a lot.
then the guy beside me thats going to work at courtyard soon said to me during the trng.
" eh you okay not ah? you laugh till like that? aiyoh you're a girl leh. " then he laughed.
asshole.
haha.
okay YAY! TMR NIGHT!
ITS THE TIME TO GET BLOATED.
CANT WAITTTTTTT.
haha i cant predict a lot of laugters once again.
till then surfers!
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